“Sensible Magic”
Having the ability to mild a candle with out placing a flame to it.
Truly Sensible Magic
Having the ability to feed a parking meter with out placing cash into it or having to obtain one other a type of parking apps.
“Sensible Magic”
Bringing Jimmy Angelov, your abusive useless boyfriend, again to life.
Truly Sensible Magic
Bringing Monstera esqueleto, your costly useless houseplant, again to life.
“Sensible Magic”
Concocting midnight margaritas with eye of newt, toe of frog, wing of bat, tongue of canine, adder’s fork, blind worm’s sting, Barbados lime, and fragias salt.
Truly Sensible Magic
Concocting noon margaritas with substances extra available at Dealer Joe’s.
“Sensible Magic”
Stirring a morning cup of espresso by way of telekinesis.
Truly Sensible Magic
Flossing your tooth each morning by way of any type of miracle.
“Sensible Magic”
Conjuring up a romantic associate whose favourite form is a star, who can flip elaborately formed pancakes, who has heterochromia, and who can experience a horse backward.
Truly Sensible Magic
Conjuring up a life associate whose wage is that of a Ok-pop star, who can put together pancake batter (and never from a field), who doesn’t have any optical abnormalities as your medical health insurance doesn’t cowl imaginative and prescient, and who can parallel park.
“Sensible Magic”
Casting a spell on an area younger man in order that he falls head over heels in love along with your niece.
Truly Sensible Magic
Casting a spell in your niece in order that she falls out of affection together with her horrible high-school boyfriend.
“Sensible Magic”
Cursing a child with hen pox as a result of they preserve calling you names.
Truly Sensible Magic
Cursing your child’s faculty messaging system that contacts you 3 times a day with malware.
“Sensible Magic”
Performing an exorcism with a coven, to eliminate a cussed demon.
Truly Sensible Magic
Performing an exorcism on the oven, to eliminate cussed grease stains.
“Sensible Magic”
Flying off the roof of a good looking, five-story home and touchdown in your toes.
Truly Sensible Magic
Touchdown in your toes, by inheriting a good looking, five-story home. ♦
